Listen:
Maggie Roger's Alaska hits all the right notes, but watching Pharrell listen to the song makes you dig it even more.

Read:
Really biased when it comes to Doug Stanhope, for good reason, but killed his book in nearly a week thanks to taking to train ride to Chicago. Those things take forever, so if you can't read half a book in one sitting, then you got problems. Lots of comedy gems. Any other writer, it could be depressing. But Stanhope finds the hope in despair.

Watch:
Only bad thing about Chef's Table season 2 is that as soon as you run out, you crave even more.

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